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The giant wasps that travel in suspended water bubbles are a serious threat to your health, and not to be taken lightly, especially when ordering lunch at a
cafeteria. They are about the size of birds, and about as smart too. Their eyes watch you as they stalk. Not fast movers, they float in the wind. Their strength comes in numbers, and they are a favorite weapon of our
enemy. That is why it was such a great discovery to learn the secret of their manufacture and consequently the strategic weakness of the enemy. I must relate the whole story for you to understand. There is a band of
camel walkers that travel across the Siberian tundra year round. You might quickly consider them simple nomads who have abandoned society, but jump not to conclusions. Their path across the wasteland does not vary from
a perfect 500 mile major diameter ellipse by more than a 100 yards ever. And weary walkers may only take leave of the march if replaced immediately by another to take his place. So you see that the idea arose in more than one
mind, that these camel walkers were not merely surviving when they traversed that great northern expanse. The secret of the growing of the giant water wasps is simple. It takes 43.54 watts to create a wasp, a quantity which
is directly proportional to the increase in entropy of the universe in the process. The fantastic discovery, which I made, although I must admit genuine feelings of thievery on my part, reveals a subtle genius behind the
system of their manufacture. The engine used to fuse the particles in the wasp-water orb is that of a jet turbine. The jets fly over the tundra at high altitudes. Special seeds are dropped into the intakes to the engine
where they combine with other upper atmospheric particles at high heat to form wasps. And to my surprise, the camel walkers far below are picking up the giant wasps in water bubbles as they float down! Remember
that the land of the camel walkers is none too forgiving. With its daily temperatures rising to 120 and dropping to -120, the travel is treacherous. A walker slides down a leg of the enormous camels when the temperature gets
very high, though he must be careful. These camels never stop, so no one knows precisely what resides between the toes of the camels. But walkers have died after spending too much time below. There are lots of nasty
things living in between the toes of a Siberian camel. One must avoid infection from the putrefaction. Our enemy hides water wasps in fields where the unsuspecting passerby stops to smell the flowers and is stung by a
bright yellow wasp. Black magic! In the last seconds before the fatal encounter, the victim is wonder struck by the beauty of the wasp. Like a fairy queen drifting into whisper a secret in your ear, perhaps even a love
note, the water wasp approaches. The overgrown insect is personified by its allure. Deep sleep followed by death comes shortly after an encounter. Beware and remember the secret. |