You Might Be A Nuclear Engineer If:

If you stare at an orange juice container because it says CONCENTRATE.

If your wrist watch has more computing power than a 486DX-50.

If your spouse sends you an e-mail instead of calling you to dinner.

If your idea of good interpersonal communication means getting the decimal point in the right place.

If you look forward to the holidays only to put together the kids' toys.

If you window shop at Radio Shack

If you are convinced you can build a phaser out of your garage door opener & your camera's flash attachment.

If you know the direction the water swirls when you flush.

If you are currently gathering the components to build your own nuclear reactor.

If you own one or more white short-sleeve dress shirts.

If you truly believe aliens are living among us.

If you have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance.

If you still own a slide rule and you know how to work it.

If you have introduced your kids by the wrong name.

If you have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they work.

If the microphone or visual aids at a meeting don't work, and you rush up to the front to fix it.

If you can remember 7 computer passwords but not your anniversary.

If you have memorized the program schedule for the Discovery channel, & have seen most of the shows already

If you can't remember where you parked your car for the 3rd time this week.

If you did the sound system for your senior prom.

If you know what http:/ stands for.

If you've ever tried to repair a $5.00 radio.

If your three year old son asks why the sky is blue and you try to explain atmospheric absorption theory.

If your 4 basic food groups are: 1. Caffeine 2. Fat 3. Sugar 4. Chocolate (or Chinese, pizza, beer, etc)