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Makin a wood stove hotter

Don't add no more wood

Keepin an eye on the wood stove

 Gettin the farwood off the truk

When yer not kerful gittin the farwood

That thar thing whut splits the farwood

Gittin home in the winter time

Whut the mail ain't in the winter time

Whut to shut wen it's cold outside

Whut to shut wen it's blak fly season

Whut dem dang flys do

Munchies fer the TV

Whut cha did to the hay fields

Ole Dan Matrix's wife

Whar the kitty sleeps

Whar you hang the dang keys

Them dang plastic forks and knifs

Whut eats the grain in the bard

Holds up the barn roof

Fancy flatlander wine

Northerner talk fer "C'mon in ya'll"

That hippie talk fer the rat hole

Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag

Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood

When ya cain't 'member whutya paid fer the rifle when yer wife asks