Hi. Now you say something.
Hello. I am David 's answering machine. What are you?
Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please
speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these
Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now.
Leave a message and then wait by your phone until I call you back.
If you are a burglar, then we're probably at home cleaning our
weapons right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably
aren't home and it's safe to leave a message.
My wife and I can 't come to the phone right now, but if you'll
leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're
A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why
we're not here. So, leave a message.
Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already
sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money.
If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough
money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you
are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
Hi, I'm not home right now, but my answering machine is, so you
can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep.
Hello! If you leave a message, I'll call you soon. If you leave
a "sexy " message, I'll call sooner!
Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving
messages. My owners do not need siding, windows or a hot tub, a
nd their carpets are clean. They give to charity through their
office and do not need their picture taken. If you're still
with me, leave your name and number and they will get back to you.
This is not an answering machine-this is a telepathic thought-recording
device. After the tone, think about your name, your number and your
reason for calling, and I'll think about returning your call.
Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like.
Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.