find you amusing when you're drunk.
Dogs understand that flatulence is funny.
Dogs love it when your friends come over.
Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.
Dogs think you sing great.
Dogs are excited by rough play.
Dogs don't cry.
Dogs love red meat.
Dogs love long car trips.
Anyone can get a good looking dog.
Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.
later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.
A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.
Dogs like it when you leave a lot of things on the floor.
Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.
You never have to wait for a dog. They're ready to go 24 hours a day.
Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
Dogs would rather have you buy them a hamburger dinner than a lobster one.
Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you ever had.
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