We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
A 5-day trip requires only one suitcase
We can open all our own jars
Same work-more pay
If another guy shows up at a party in the same outfit
you might become lifelong friends
We can leave a motel bed unmade
The same hairstyle lasts for years-maybe decades
Wedding plans take care of themselves
If someone forgets to invite us to something they can
still be our friend
Underwear is $10 a three-pack
If you are 34 and single nobody notices
We don't have to clean the house if the meter reader
is coming
Three pair of shoes are more than enough
We can do our nails with a pocketknife
Car mechanics tell us the truth
We can go to the bathroom without a support group
One wallet, one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons
Gray hair and wrinkles only add character
Everything on our faces stays the original color
We almost never have a "strap problem" in
public
Your pals will never trap you with: "So, notice
anything different?"
We are not expected to know the names of more than 5
colors
We can kill our own food
We are totally unable to see wrinkles in our clothes
Our belly usually hides our big hips
We don't have to shave below the neck
We can sit quietly and watch a game with a friend for hours
without thinking "He must be mad at me."
Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 people
on the day before Christmas and in 45 minutes.
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